Happy to say that the Pathfinder group I’ve been running for a while now is in its third adventure and it’s a true classic. The above comic is not a relation of something that actually happened, but it is at least rooted in truth. If my players see this (and I assume they will) I want you to know that I actually don’t think any of you are idiots, and your grammar is normally quite fine. I also am DEFINITELY not cooking up some kind of super horrible monster for next session. Definitely not.